Only skank-ass rats chase big profits in shit like this. It's gonna be like sex on a waterbed for a while - bouncy, unsettling, not-as-much-fun-as-you-imagined. The secret is diversification, slow plays, real research, close attention on fundamentals ... and chill, mah-fuggahs, chill.
Tip 1: PEPSI-CO (maker of Frito-Lay and the most righteous queso cheese dip, man that shit is like eating life, am I right? Life.)
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: 49.70
JUNE 15: 52.88
Tip 2: PT GUDANG GARAM (maker of Zig-Zag papers. This is a seasonal play, yo ... buy in the spring, sell in the fall, cous-in no one want to burn a spliff in December, but since it's all summer and shit? Damn, man you gots to step up!)
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: .62
JUNE 15: 1.09
Tip 3: DOMINOS PIZZA Yo, it's a good price point and this whole sector got a shoplifting-junkie-ass-beat-down, know'tI'msayin? But it's 1 a.m. and you cravin', don't tell me you callin' Papa Johns, some shit, 'cause I ain't buyin' ... 'cept this shere stock.
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: 7.33
JUNE 15: 7.88
THE MINUTE IT GOES PUBLIC I'M LIQUIDATIN' ALL MY SHIT TO GO DEEP ON THIS MAFO ... S.C. JOHNSON, maker of ziploc baggies, the greatest invention in the history of history, yo.
Tip 1: PEPSI-CO (maker of Frito-Lay and the most righteous queso cheese dip, man that shit is like eating life, am I right? Life.)
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: 49.70
JUNE 15: 52.88
Tip 2: PT GUDANG GARAM (maker of Zig-Zag papers. This is a seasonal play, yo ... buy in the spring, sell in the fall, cous-in no one want to burn a spliff in December, but since it's all summer and shit? Damn, man you gots to step up!)
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: .62
JUNE 15: 1.09
Tip 3: DOMINOS PIZZA Yo, it's a good price point and this whole sector got a shoplifting-junkie-ass-beat-down, know'tI'msayin? But it's 1 a.m. and you cravin', don't tell me you callin' Papa Johns, some shit, 'cause I ain't buyin' ... 'cept this shere stock.
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: 7.33
JUNE 15: 7.88
THE MINUTE IT GOES PUBLIC I'M LIQUIDATIN' ALL MY SHIT TO GO DEEP ON THIS MAFO ... S.C. JOHNSON, maker of ziploc baggies, the greatest invention in the history of history, yo.