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MONEYDUDE -- The Stoned Stock Analyst

Advise for June 17 - Chill!

Only skank-ass rats chase big profits in shit like this. It's gonna be like sex on a waterbed for a while - bouncy, unsettling, not-as-much-fun-as-you-imagined. The secret is diversification, slow plays, real research, close attention on fundamentals ... and chill, mah-fuggahs, chill.

Tip 1: PEPSI-CO (maker of Frito-Lay and the most righteous queso cheese dip, man that shit is like eating life, am I right? Life.)
BUY RECOMMEND, APRIL 17: 49.70
JUNE 15: 52.88

Tip 2: PT GUDANG GARAM (maker of Zig-Zag papers. This is a seasonal play, yo ... buy in the spring, sell in the fall, cous-in no  Read More 
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